There will be no goldfish cruelty, and no goldfish sandwiches, on your watch.
How to Play Save Them Goldfish:
Move the hand with your mouse and click to grab the tails of the fish your roommate throws in the fryer. Drag them back to the bowl and release. The longer they are in the pan, the hotter they get. If they burn your fingers, you'll drop them. If more than 3 fish (or more when you've really racked up the points) get cooked or suffocate, it's game over.